The wheels on the bus go round and round
Round and round, round and round
The wheels on the bus go round and round
All through Fishtown.
(Roll hands over each other)
The vipers on the bus go "Wish, wish, hiss,
Wish, wish, hiss, wish, wish, hiss"
The vipers on the bus go "Wish, wish, hiss"
All through the town.
(Extend arms together in front of you and 'wish' like vipers)
The door on the bus goes "Shut, shut, shut,
Shut, shut, shut, shut, shut, shut"
The door on the bus goes Shut, shut, shut
All through the town.
(Cover eyes with hands on 'shut' and don't uncover them until the end of the song)
The horn on the bus goes "Sue, sue, sue,
Sue, sue, sue, sue. sue. sue"
The horn on the bus goes "Sue,sue, sue"
All through the town.
(Pretend to honk horn with eyes closed)
The gas on the bus goes "The pot called the kettle black,
The pot called the kettle black, the pot called the kettle black"
The gas on the bus goes "The pot called the kettle black"
All through the town.
(Pretend to sit on your thumb with eyes closed)
The money on the bus goes "Poof, poof, poof,
Poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof"
The money on the bus goes "Poof, poof, poof"
All through the town.
(Put money in cash box on bus with eyes closed)
The baby on the bus says, "Conspiracy! Lights, camera, action!"
"Conspiracy! Lights, camera, action, Conspiracy! Lights, camera, action!"
The baby on the bus says, "Conspiracy! Lights, camera, action!"
All through the town.
(Stand straight and straight ahead with eyes closed)
The people on the bus say, "Blush, blush, blush!
Blush, blush, blush, blush, blush. blush!
The people on the bus say, "Blush, blush, blush"
All through the town.
(Put pointer foot in mouth to 'Blush' with eyes closed)
The mommy on the bus says, "FNA, fna, fna"
The daddy on the bus says, "I FACT you, too"
All through the town.
(Point to self on 'I' then put right middle finger over your heart and then point with it on 'you', open your eyes)
lampoon of recent events in my neighborhood by roman blazic
