Sunday, June 30, 2013

I Swam To New York

This global warming is kicking up the heat and bringing record tempetures across the Land Of The Free: sponsored in part by your friendly neighborhood NSA agent.
I couldn't find a better way to cool off and so I swam to New York.
It was rough being in the water for so long without a cigarette. Lucky for me that my one daughter gave me one of those nicotine vapor children starter kit's for future smokers. It had to do in a pinch.
I"d like to share some pictures that I took while floating around the harbor. I should of taken a selfy because the people on the boats couldn't reach my camera. Someone threw me a sandwich but it got wet. Uck!

The New York Skyline
Thank God that the wing-nuts didn't know that the Statue of Liberty came from France.
They re-named french fries to "Freedom Fries". It's scary to think about what could of happened here.

Ellis Island, the place we held detainees before we landed in Cuba. Alright, alright, yea secure the border. 

It's good to be back home in the City of Brotherly Love were we don't have a "Stand Your Ground" law. We don't need it because our attrition rate is slow but steady.  
All photographs by Roman Blazic_all rights reserved
This a lampoon so relax. 

Monday, June 24, 2013

Turn The Other Cheek

Photo by Roman Blazic all rights reserved

"Cheek To Cheek"

Heaven, I'm in heaven
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak
And I seem to find the happiness I seek
When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek
Heaven, I'm in heaven
And the cares that hung around me through the week
Seem to vanish like a gambler's lucky streak
When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek
Oh I love to climb a mountain
And reach the highest peak
But it doesn't thrill me half as much
As dancing cheek to cheek
Oh I love to go out fishing
In a river or a creek
But I don't enjoy it half as much
As dancing cheek to cheek
Come on and dance with me
I want my arms about you
Those charms about you
Will carry me through...
Right up to heaven, I'm in heaven
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak
And I seem to find the happiness I seek
When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek

Monday, June 10, 2013

Answer: Lake Winnipisaukee

Question: What does the Three Stooges and Mitt Romney have in common?
            Photo by Roman Blazic  All Rights Reserved
Moe Howard performed as a single in Philadelphia PA at the TLA (Theater of the Living Arts) in September 1974. Me and my girlfriend cut classes to see the show. I took my camera with it's f 1:2 lense. I wouldn't consider disturbing him or the audience with a flash at such a memorable occasion.
Moe had a soothing but strong clear voice as he talked about the Three Stooges. It was his skill as a stage showman that shined as he demonstrated the routine of how three people were owed and paid by the same dollar bill. It was so funny that he received a standing ovation. You had to be there to see a true master of comedy at work.
My father, Roman Sr., later in the evening, told about the Three Stooges stage show he saw back in the 1940's at the Erlanger Theater at 21st and Market sts. He also talked about their appearance in Atlantic City from way back then. Dad said their show was non-stop laughs and that the time flew by. One thing that he remembered also was how well they could harmonize when they sang. Such sweet memories.
So have a nice day Moses Harry Horwitz may you rest in laughter.

Thursday, June 6, 2013

What's The Furor?

Where's Waldo? Heck No! Where's Adolf?

I'm a little Nazi short and stout
Bring me over and I start to shout

Based upon a recent event in the news: June 2013.
Please no calls from the Sue Us Incense Leg.

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Veronica Ticklefeather

"It's more fun being on stage than being in the audience"
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Saturday, June 1, 2013

He's In Pain. It Looks It.

Nine years waiting. The stage is set.
My fingers embrace the neck.


"A Heart Impossible"

I found her when I didn't seek her ways.
She was the servant of the day.
I had to let her go and so I say,
She's a heart impossible.

Laughter and cigarettes and tall white lies
and just one look into her eyes.
I shouldn't be here, Lord, how hard I try.
Leave a heart impossible.

Mercy you know my name and tempt me with delight.
These moments that wonder through the night.
Mercy you call my name. I'm not so hard to find.
To be a heart impossible.

To find the heart impossible.

All Words and Music by Roman Blazic_Copyright_all Rights Reserved


                                          Thank you Barbara for the pictures.   All Rights Reserved.