I Swam To New York

This global warming is kicking up the heat and bringing record tempetures across the Land Of The Free: sponsored in part by your friendly neighborhood NSA agent.
I couldn't find a better way to cool off and so I swam to New York.
It was rough being in the water for so long without a cigarette. Lucky for me that my one daughter gave me one of those nicotine vapor children starter kit's for future smokers. It had to do in a pinch.
I"d like to share some pictures that I took while floating around the harbor. I should of taken a selfy because the people on the boats couldn't reach my camera. Someone threw me a sandwich but it got wet. Uck!

The New York Skyline

Thank God that the wing-nuts didn't know that the Statue of Liberty came from France.

They re-named french fries to "Freedom Fries". It's scary to think about what could of happened here.

Ellis Island, the place we held detainees before we landed in Cuba. Alright, alright, yea secure the border. 

It's good to be back home in the City of Brotherly Love were we don't have a "Stand Your Ground" law. We don't need it because our attrition rate is slow but steady.  

All photographs by Roman Blazic_all rights reserved
This a lampoon so relax.